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=Summoner= My Picture Name: The Summoner Age: Who is asking? Occupation: Summoner, I bring people to the church courts Favorite Hobby: Drinking and whores Favorite Food: Anything with garlic and onions Favorite Body Feature: My eyes Least Favorite Body Feature: My face, all the boils and pimples. I try to cover it up with a beard but it grows too thin to hide anything. Favorite Recreation: Chasing people summoned who try to escape Favorite Person: Myself, of course! Least Favorite Person: Priests and friars...

About Me:
I am a Summoner by trade. For all of you that don’t know what a summoner is, I bring people before the ecclesiastical courts and I work like a usher in some circumstances. Personally, I absolutely hate friars. Even though we both work in the church I consider them pompous and arrogant thieves. They steal from the poor people and instead of using it to better the church; they buy wine and meat on which to fatten themselves. They will do anything to get money or power and go crying to the local lords when they don’t get what they want. They act like whiney children!

Enough about priests and friars, lets get back to me! I love to eat and drink with my friends. I especially like the strong flavors of garlic, wine, leeks, wine, and wine. Did I mention wine? I would like to just be let alone sometimes, but the village children think otherwise. It seems my face has made me a monster to them and they send each other on dares to my house to see if I will eat them. There isn’t much I can do about the boils and scars, but the wine makes me forget. Question quid Juris my friends! I will leave you with that thought.

Works Consulted- Chaucer, Geoffrey. "The General Prologue." __The Canterbury Tales__. Electronic Text Center. 27 Nov 2007< http://etext.lib.virginia.edu/etcbin/toccer-old?id=Cha2Can&images=images/modeng&data=/lv1/Archive /mideng-parsed&tag=public∂=1&division=div1>.

"Character List." __The Canterbury Tales__. Spark Notes. 27 Nov 2007 .

"The Summoner's Prologue." __The Canterbury Tales Book Notes__. Book Rags. 27 Nov 2007 .

Peer Review By: Allison Nocon